S04E2 - The Sovereign Eight Invitational: Who Will Prevail?
This podcast episode presents a riveting exploration of the impending Sovereign Eight Invitational, a competitive event featuring eight esteemed participants from previous seasons. The hosts engage in a meticulous analysis of each competitor, weighing their merits and predicting outcomes with an engaging mix of camaraderie and rivalry. The episode is underscored by a humorous yet serious tone as they discuss the unorthodox circumstances surrounding the return of Slippery Rick, who has been temporarily released from incarceration to contribute to the planning of this season. As the dialogue unfolds, I find myself captivated by the intricate dynamics of the competition, which promises to blend strategy and chance in equal measure. We invite our audience to stay tuned and witness the outcome of our predictions, which may very well redefine the course of the tournament.
Transcript
One shot, one fight no heart, no lie, no guns, no fight Just chaos and hate.
Speaker A:Roll for inside one we get a one Laughs are high the stars Stakes are dumb we'll come to chaos we just begun this is Chad.
Speaker A:One and done.
Speaker A:Chat, one and done.
Speaker A:Legends fall and rise for fun One bad robot we don't run, we fight through fire and the setting sun.
Speaker B:And.
Speaker C:Hey.
Speaker C:Hey, cj.
Speaker C:Close your eyes.
Speaker C:I got you a gift.
Speaker B:Oh, God.
Speaker B:What?
Speaker C:So I know you've been a little stressed out about season four planning, and I know it's been a lot, and we're trying to get this going, so I dipped into the till a bit and I recruited us some help.
Speaker C:I had a. I had a. I had a.
Speaker C:Was it.
Speaker C:I got a. I had to grease some guards palms, but I got them.
Speaker C:I got him here for work release.
Speaker B:What did you grease them with?
Speaker C:Why don't you say hi?
Speaker B:Hi.
Speaker B:Can I open my eyes yet?
Speaker C:Yep.
Speaker D:Oh, come back, baby.
Speaker B:It's that beautiful son of a.
Speaker B:How did you manage that one, though?
Speaker B:Because I thought he was on some hefty charges.
Speaker B:What did you do to get out?
Speaker C:You pay enough coins, you get anybody on work release.
Speaker C:He's got to go back at the end of the day.
Speaker C:But we have him for right now to help plan.
Speaker C:I was going to have him mop up and stuff, but I see you've already done that, so might as well have him out here for a while.
Speaker C:How you doing, Slippery Rick?
Speaker C:You still mad at us?
Speaker D:Very mad.
Speaker D:But free.
Speaker C:I mean, for now.
Speaker C:Conditionally, you're free.
Speaker D:Unconditionally conditioned.
Speaker D:My balls.
Speaker D:I don't know.
Speaker B:And that is the Slippery Rick that we all know and love.
Speaker C:There's a reason you were in jail.
Speaker C:You're a bad.
Speaker D:I deserve to be locked up.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:We had to have Dante away for this surprise.
Speaker C:I don't want Dante to get stabbed.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker B:Deserves it sometimes.
Speaker C:All right, so you want to.
Speaker C:Cj, you want to explain what we have a slippery rig doing here today?
Speaker B:Well, we thought it's only fitting that since, you know, you kind of helped kick off last season.
Speaker B:It only seemed right to have you do it again.
Speaker B:But this one is going to be a little different.
Speaker B:So you know the game that everybody loves that I think.
Speaker B:I can't remember, did he win or did Slippery Rick not win that one?
Speaker C:I don't even recall.
Speaker B:Well, that game that we play, we're basically.
Speaker B:Yeah, we're.
Speaker B:We're making the whole season a giant head to head game show.
Speaker D:And you want to rig it in My favor.
Speaker C:Do you want to break it to him or do you want me to break it to him?
Speaker B:No, you're.
Speaker B:You're always better with that kind of news.
Speaker C:So how we.
Speaker C:We thought you were going to get the death sentence by the time season four came out.
Speaker C:We were kind of banking on that, so we filled up all the slots for the season.
Speaker D:You're breaking my balls, man.
Speaker C:I'm sorry, man.
Speaker C:Like I said, we thought you were going to be executed way before season four started.
Speaker D:Can't kill me.
Speaker C:I heard you were on.
Speaker C:They put you on death row for toe sucking purposes, and then I danced on it.
Speaker C:You dance on the suck toes.
Speaker D:You don't want to know what I danced on.
Speaker C:You're a monster.
Speaker D:Know what I had to do to get out of there?
Speaker C:We paid the guard to get you a community service.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:So if someone said you had to do something, they just fucking lied to you.
Speaker B:My guy.
Speaker D:You don't want to know what I had to do.
Speaker C:You're far too trusting.
Speaker B:Oh, no.
Speaker B:So we.
Speaker B:I'm kind of curious to get your thoughts on some of these people, and I would like to hear your predictions for who's going to win.
Speaker B:So I'll go ahead and I'll do half, and then we'll let Rudy do half.
Speaker B:So first one up is going to be someone by the name of Reps and Respawns.
Speaker B:I'm Reps and Respawns.
Speaker B:Let the eight test me.
Speaker B:Let the crown fear me.
Speaker D:Spooky.
Speaker C:Yep, that's a pretty solid one.
Speaker C:Next one we have Tabletop Jamaica.
Speaker B:This is Tabletop, Jamaica.
Speaker C:The path is blood.
Speaker D:The crone is mine.
Speaker D:I tell you what, I'd like to catch a drink with that guy.
Speaker B:He is a pretty chill dude, that's for damn sure.
Speaker B:He's a good laugh.
Speaker B:Good laugh.
Speaker B:Next, we actually have Attack on Morgan.
Speaker C:I am Morgan.
Speaker C:I claim my place among the eight.
Speaker C:I will take the crown.
Speaker D:Very, very commanding.
Speaker D:Very assertive.
Speaker D:We'll see, we'll see, we'll see.
Speaker C:And last but not least, we have Gaming Creation.
Speaker D:I am Gaming Creations.
Speaker D:I stand among the eight.
Speaker D:I leave as sovereign.
Speaker D:That guy seems pretty full of himself.
Speaker C:I mean, you kind of have to when you're going into this.
Speaker D:I didn't really get much to go off of there.
Speaker D:I. I hope he loses a toe.
Speaker C:Oh, no.
Speaker C:He's.
Speaker C:He's such a nice guy, though.
Speaker B:He is.
Speaker B:He's.
Speaker B:He's a real sweetheart.
Speaker D:I didn't get enough to judge that.
Speaker C:Yeah, he's like.
Speaker C:He was the last One on the list.
Speaker C:He's the one that took my spot.
Speaker D:It must have been.
Speaker D:I would have won if it wasn't for that guy.
Speaker B:Yeah, you're.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:I mean, it would have been very close, but again, you know, tomato, tomato, execution acts just.
Speaker D:You can't kill me, baby.
Speaker B:Well, I mean, that's good to hear because, you know, we might need someone to retrain Dante.
Speaker B:He's getting a little out of hand.
Speaker D:Hey, that's my boy you're talking about there, right?
Speaker D:You take it easy.
Speaker B:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker D:Hey, day ones represent day ones, okay?
Speaker D:I'll get my get back.
Speaker D:You mind your own business.
Speaker B:I mean, I was just saying, like, you know, you're his boy and, you know, he do that kind of.
Speaker B:So.
Speaker C:Yeah, he do that kind of.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker C:Oh, okay.
Speaker C:So for this is this.
Speaker C:Like we said, it's the Sovereign Aid Invitational.
Speaker C:We have eight of the most requested people that we've had, like, on episodes from the past.
Speaker C:We brought them back.
Speaker C:Like I said, we thought you would be dead by now, so we didn't put you in.
Speaker C:I'm sorry.
Speaker C:For next time.
Speaker C:We know.
Speaker D:So how many votes did I get, though?
Speaker C:You got.
Speaker C:You got my vote, buddy.
Speaker D:Yeah, baby.
Speaker B:You.
Speaker B:You would have been in.
Speaker B:You would have been in.
Speaker C:All right, so I'm gonna read you some.
Speaker C:Actually, I'm gonna show you the bracket.
Speaker C:It's on my phone.
Speaker C:I hope.
Speaker C:I hope nothing.
Speaker C:Like, don't.
Speaker C:You can't see it, but that's kind of what the bracket looks like.
Speaker C:You can see the bracket, but you can't see the names.
Speaker D:I was gonna say.
Speaker B:Yeah, Take my phone away before he.
Speaker C:Scrolls to something you're not supposed to see.
Speaker C:I was helping Dante shoot his only slimes.
Speaker B:Oh, no.
Speaker D:Ew.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:All right, so I'm gonna read you some of the names, and we're gonna give some predictions here.
Speaker C:Ready?
Speaker B:Let's do it.
Speaker C:So the first round, we have reps and respawns versus Demoness to impress.
Speaker B:Well, I don't know.
Speaker B:That's.
Speaker B:I'll go.
Speaker C:We have the Badger.
Speaker C:Skip it.
Speaker C:Versus the Oklahoma.
Speaker B:Oh, fuck.
Speaker B:That's a tough one.
Speaker B:I will.
Speaker D:Broke the wrong guy out of prison.
Speaker D:I don't know who any of these people are.
Speaker B:Well, no, but that's the beauty of it.
Speaker B:We want the outside looking in opinion.
Speaker B:We have the internal opinion.
Speaker B:We want the external opinion.
Speaker D:That makes a lot of sense, boys.
Speaker C:Yep, Yep.
Speaker C:We needed a third.
Speaker D:That might be one of the ideas of all time.
Speaker B:I mean, that.
Speaker B:That's just how Chat One goes.
Speaker B:You know, always coming up with unique.
Speaker D:This show was better when I was running it.
Speaker B:Here.
Speaker B:Not when you guys were running it.
Speaker B:When he was running it yet.
Speaker B:He's your boy Blue.
Speaker B:I don't know.
Speaker C:I'm gonna put my time.
Speaker C:I'm gonna put some time off and just.
Speaker C:I'm gonna have you cover for me.
Speaker B:That would be interesting.
Speaker B:I would love to see Slippery Rick crack some intros.
Speaker C:I want to see.
Speaker C:I want to see Slippery Rick interview Toast.
Speaker C:That'd be a great episode.
Speaker D:You want me to talk to myself?
Speaker B:Oh, no.
Speaker B:He gave away the secret fourth wall break.
Speaker B:See on the kennel walls to break.
Speaker D:What?
Speaker C:This is just like a mental health intervention, and then there's no actual podcast.
Speaker C:This is just how we get you to admit that you've been talking to yourself.
Speaker D:There's just.
Speaker D:There's actually nobody else on the recording.
Speaker D:It's just me in a Discord call, and I didn't take my meds this morning.
Speaker B:And for some reason, you have that Discord Recorder bot, the greatest DND player ever.
Speaker C:He makes his own characters.
Speaker B:He makes his own characters, voices his own characters, and is all the NPCs.
Speaker C:All right, so on reps and respawns, who did you say?
Speaker C:Cj.
Speaker B:I'm gonna guess I'll give it to Reps on that one.
Speaker D:That one had an intro.
Speaker D:I'd also probably have to go with.
Speaker C:Reps because I had an intro.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker D:It was cooler than the other one.
Speaker B:That's.
Speaker D:I. I think you proved my point.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:Reps on that one.
Speaker C:All right, the next one, we have Attack on Morgan versus Coffee and DND D. So we have Morgan versus Cam.
Speaker D:Now, that's a tough one, boys.
Speaker C:I.
Speaker B:Because we.
Speaker D:See, I hear that, guys.
Speaker D:I hear that guy's kind of a.
Speaker D:But his show is really good.
Speaker D:He's got a really good show, guys.
Speaker D:You should check it out.
Speaker D:You should definitely check it out.
Speaker C:I should have muted my mic.
Speaker C:Oh, Jesus Christ.
Speaker B:You broke him.
Speaker C:Yeah, you got me.
Speaker B:But Morgan.
Speaker C:Morgan did do.
Speaker C:She.
Speaker C:She did a promo.
Speaker B:Morgan had an intro.
Speaker B:So I don't know, just based on your previous.
Speaker D:Guys, I can't lose my job on that other show.
Speaker D:I don't know if I can.
Speaker D:I don't know.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:We'll have your bag.
Speaker B:It's okay.
Speaker B:So what he is saying is under duress, and if he doesn't say it,.
Speaker D:I'm a ready to go, and I'm not going to commentate.
Speaker B:It's okay.
Speaker B:You can.
Speaker B:Just don't make me hit the number one on this phone.
Speaker B:Give your prediction.
Speaker D:It's okay, ladies and gentlemen, I no longer feel safe.
Speaker C:He's like, this isn't fun anymore.
Speaker D:I want to go back to jail.
Speaker C:I don't think so.
Speaker C:We got you for another 25 minutes.
Speaker D:Five more minutes.
Speaker D:Five more minutes of playtime.
Speaker C:So Slippery does not feel comfortable answering that one because his life is being threatened, apparently.
Speaker C:So, cj, what's your vote on that one?
Speaker B:I will stick to Slippery Rick's vote of if it has an intro, it wins.
Speaker C:I will say when we had Morgan on, she did discuss that she had played, like, sort of games like this before.
Speaker C:So I. I'm going to.
Speaker C:I don't know, because then we've also had coffee.
Speaker C:We have had coffee Horse on for like eight episodes.
Speaker C:So he knows the games very well.
Speaker D:I don't know.
Speaker C:I think my.
Speaker C:I might have to give it a coffee on that one.
Speaker B:Hell yeah, brother.
Speaker C:Okay, so the next one is Dice Circus versus Gaming Creations.
Speaker C:So we have Joe versus John.
Speaker B:Ooh.
Speaker D:Yeah.
Speaker C:I feel it's kind of hard to do this now, like, actually doing it, like, discussing the.
Speaker C:The idea of this was fun.
Speaker C:And now, like, we're actually doing.
Speaker C:I was like, I don't want to pick between the homies.
Speaker B:Yeah, this one's tough because Gaming Creations is just an all around great dude.
Speaker B:But I believe he did have an intro and he had an intro.
Speaker B:But with this one with knowing Joe, I don't know, man.
Speaker B:I. I see her getting pretty competitive and going pretty try hard in here.
Speaker C:I'd have, yeah,.
Speaker B:She has an accent.
Speaker C:The.
Speaker C:The accent automatically gets her a passing to the body.
Speaker B:Well, no, I'm like, it evens it out because you have the intro.
Speaker B:But then he's just, you know, in American.
Speaker D:You can't prove to me that she has an accent.
Speaker D:I heard the other guy.
Speaker C:You can't prove to me she has an accent.
Speaker C:Go back to season one and season three.
Speaker D:You think they give me.
Speaker D:You think, you think they let me have a phone in there?
Speaker C:I mean, I'm pretty sure you snuck it in on your prison bag of holdings.
Speaker D:Yeah, they check.
Speaker B:You've.
Speaker B:You've said some crazy stories about that thing.
Speaker D:They checked.
Speaker C:They did the full turn down service.
Speaker D:Have you ever seen a goblin turned inside out before?
Speaker C:They wore them like a Muppet.
Speaker C:Oh, no.
Speaker B:Oh, no.
Speaker C:I was like, what's the Muppets?
Speaker C:Guy named Chris Hansen.
Speaker C:I was like, that's not the Muppets.
Speaker D:Not the Muppet guy.
Speaker C:It's Jim Hansen.
Speaker D:That is not the Muppet guy.
Speaker C:I'm so sorry.
Speaker B:God damn it.
Speaker C:Oh, man, I'm literally crying.
Speaker D:I'm Chris Hansen, and this is Frog.
Speaker B:So you guys are hearing this.
Speaker B:I apologize.
Speaker B:You're going to hear parts of our podcast that you've already heard, but I'm trying to show him.
Speaker C:Oh, God, the intro.
Speaker A:One fight.
Speaker B:I can't remember if the last time I told you guys, but we had registered it now as a full company.
Speaker B:We did.
Speaker D:Convince me.
Speaker D:She wins.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:That is.
Speaker B:That is Joe from Dice Circus.
Speaker B:She is.
Speaker B:She gets into the competition.
Speaker B:That's for damn sure.
Speaker C:All right, and then the last one we have is Luke, aka nomadic bard, versus Andre, aka tabletop Jamaica.
Speaker B:Oh, well, I mean, Andre is actually DMing currently, isn't he?
Speaker B:At the moment?
Speaker C:Yep.
Speaker C:I believe he is running doopies and Gunmen.
Speaker B:I'd have to go with.
Speaker B:Yeah, I'd have to go with Andre,.
Speaker D:But that other guy's got, like, the Star wars name.
Speaker C:He made a Star wars bro.
Speaker C:He has to win.
Speaker D:I think.
Speaker D:I think if we gave him a lightsaber, it'd be a no brainer.
Speaker C:I will give anybody a lightsaber would be a no brainer.
Speaker C:I think it's a pretty easy.
Speaker D:Don't talk to me, I'll murder you.
Speaker C:You brought a lightsaber to a fist fight.
Speaker B:You are a Jedi.
Speaker C:Okay, so then at that point, I honestly.
Speaker C:I think Andre might have that one.
Speaker C:He dms, dude.
Speaker C:He.
Speaker C:He knows the rules.
Speaker D:There are no rules, man.
Speaker D:We're lost.
Speaker C:Them's the rules.
Speaker C:I mean.
Speaker C:All right, so then in the semifinals, we would have reps and respawn, hypothetically, versus Coffee Horse.
Speaker B:Well, I would say inside the realm, they're probably well matched.
Speaker B:Outside, we would fall.
Speaker C:That was poetic.
Speaker C:But that didn't answer my question.
Speaker B:Thank you.
Speaker D:Type shit.
Speaker D:Type shit.
Speaker C:He's making postry.
Speaker D:Yeah, but.
Speaker D:Yeah, but I know what he's getting at.
Speaker B:I'm making pastries.
Speaker D:I know what he's getting at, and I'm eating them.
Speaker B:See, he's got it.
Speaker C:What the fuck was the answer?
Speaker C:I didn't get an answer.
Speaker B:I will go on that one.
Speaker B:I'm gonna say game dependent.
Speaker B:I'll go with reps.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker C:Okay.
Speaker B:I think if it's 30 second backstory, I would say Cam would probably end up getting it.
Speaker C:I think it's really neck and neck, and it honestly just depends on what the game lands on.
Speaker B:Yeah, that.
Speaker B:That's what I'm saying.
Speaker B:It's.
Speaker B:It's game dependent.
Speaker D:I agree.
Speaker D:It's game dependent.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker D:What you guys are saying, I mean,.
Speaker B:It's 32nd backstory is always a fun one.
Speaker B:Yeah, I'm.
Speaker B:I'm fairly good at guessing which one is malarkey.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:But you're not the one playing the game though.
Speaker B:True.
Speaker C:Of course.
Speaker C:You're good at these games.
Speaker C:You've been playing them for three seasons.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker C:Pretty bummed out if you weren't good at.
Speaker C:Yeah, actually you lost last season.
Speaker C:Let me take that back.
Speaker B:Ass handed to me.
Speaker C:There's my goddamn sashimi boy.
Speaker B:Oh, don't worry.
Speaker B:It's a coming.
Speaker C:I. I'm.
Speaker C:I don't know.
Speaker C:Like I said it on.
Speaker C:On my pick on that one.
Speaker C:I think it's dependent on the game.
Speaker C:I might have to go reps and respawn on that one.
Speaker C:Actually can't go against the Oklahoma.
Speaker B:And what does Slippery Rick say?
Speaker C:I think he's under the same thing he has to vote for.
Speaker D:He doesn't want to lose his job.
Speaker D:It's the only way I can get my commissary boys.
Speaker D:I'm gonna have to go with Catmir.
Speaker B:Fair enough.
Speaker B:Fair enough.
Speaker D:Also, I don't know anybody else, so I'm a little bit biased.
Speaker C:He's like, I want him to go all the way.
Speaker B:Oh, yeah, that.
Speaker B:That's one thing we never thought of.
Speaker B:They probably don't let him listen to podcasts in the slammer.
Speaker C:Can't imagine that prison has a good Spotify plan.
Speaker D:Nah.
Speaker D:Want a break from the ads?
Speaker C:Then they get that.
Speaker C:They get the one Pandora station with no skips.
Speaker B:Want a break from the ads?
Speaker B:Hang up that shirt across those bars.
Speaker C:You want to break from the ads?
Speaker C:How badly do you want it?
Speaker D:No, no, no, no.
Speaker B:Break me dead ass.
Speaker C:All right, on the other side.
Speaker C:On the other side of the bracket, we would have Joe from Die Circus versus Andre Tabletop Jamaica.
Speaker C:It's the battle of the accents.
Speaker C:Honestly, bro, that's why I had him on this side of the bracket.
Speaker C:Just in hopes I get an accent battle.
Speaker C:That's all I really want.
Speaker B:This guy that sounds evil.
Speaker C:Sorry.
Speaker C:It's not evil.
Speaker D:It's cool.
Speaker C:We have.
Speaker C:Because that's my favorite thing is like when we have like, we book somebody for the like a season and then we actually hop on and talk to them and they have like an accent.
Speaker C:I was like, oh, well, we know too, because they're like, we're booking them from like this time.
Speaker D:You mean to tell me that you like to bring exotic individuals onto your show to entertain your guests?
Speaker B:That's kind of what not entertained that's what it sounds like.
Speaker D:You say, I've never met any of these people.
Speaker D:I can't be entertained.
Speaker D:I sit in a prison.
Speaker B:I don't know, man.
Speaker C:No, we brought them on because they're sick.
Speaker C:They're cool as hell, dude.
Speaker C:I mean, so we got Joe versus Andre.
Speaker C:What you guys got?
Speaker D:Ah, that's a tough one.
Speaker D:They both got pretty cool accents, baby.
Speaker C:Well, I mean, they're both also dms, so they kind of have to know the.
Speaker C:The book inside out.
Speaker B:Oh, I'll go Joe on this one.
Speaker D:I gotta go with my man Andre.
Speaker D:He had an intro, Adam said.
Speaker C:Just because he had the intro.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker B:That's all it takes is an intro with that intro.
Speaker B:Consider him impressed.
Speaker C:Yeah, this is the part I don't like, dude.
Speaker C:Because they're all.
Speaker C:They're all pretty cool, man.
Speaker C:They're all.
Speaker C:They're all the homies.
Speaker C:I don't like having to pick between the homies.
Speaker C:But I'm gonna.
Speaker C:I'll go Joe on this one, I think, because I don't know how long they've been dming for each, but I feel like Joe plays like dnd, like.
Speaker C:I don't know how to say it, like, to the book dnd.
Speaker C:Andre plays dnd, but he also, like expands and he's making his own thing too, so I don't know how verse he would be in.
Speaker C:I like actual, like, because whenever we do stuff like the quiz or whatever, it's usually off 5E.
Speaker B:Oh, yeah.
Speaker B:True, true.
Speaker C:So I think Joe might have that.
Speaker B:One and then the quiz doesn't go back further.
Speaker C:You want me to add like Pathfinder?
Speaker B:I mean, I don't know.
Speaker B:Pathfinder.
Speaker B:I could do four E. 4.5.
Speaker B:3.
Speaker C:All right, I'll start adding older editions.
Speaker C:I don't know because also a lot of people that we interview, they've like, oh, I've been playing for like a couple, like a year or two or something, and they've only been on like.
Speaker B:Five E. True, true.
Speaker C:Cuz I've only done five and I done like 4.5 or something like that.
Speaker B:Yeah, 4.5.
Speaker B:And I think toast.
Speaker B:What?
Speaker B:You've done just five.
Speaker D:Just five, baby.
Speaker C:He's like, there's older editions.
Speaker B:What is this 4.5 you speak of?
Speaker B:It's crazy.
Speaker B:It was fun.
Speaker B:Okay, 4.5.
Speaker B:Had great skills.
Speaker C:It was pretty cool.
Speaker C:It was pretty cool.
Speaker C:All right, in the finals, we have reps and respawn versus Dice Circus.
Speaker C:We have Kelly versus Joe O.
Speaker D:Give it to the one with the intro, baby.
Speaker C:He's like, I got to hear what they sound like.
Speaker D:All I'm saying is they gave enough dedication to.
Speaker D:To give an intro.
Speaker D:That's enough sauce for me, baby.
Speaker C:He's like, that's enough for a win on my end.
Speaker B:All right, so he's thinking reps.
Speaker D:If.
Speaker C:You need, but that one's a little bit harder.
Speaker C:I don't.
Speaker C:I would have to say, experience wise, I probably still have to give it to Joe because being the dm, you kind of still have to know the rules.
Speaker C:Which I think it might be weird because I think we had a, like, a mix of like, DMs and players.
Speaker C:So I don't know how well balanced we made this.
Speaker B:Yeah, we didn't really go balanced.
Speaker B:So the way we put all the.
Speaker C:Games on one end.
Speaker B:Well, the, the way we did this was we went through and we put all the names on a wheel and spun the wheel and whatever.
Speaker C:Two names, random ass lineups.
Speaker B:Yeah, yeah, we didn't.
Speaker B:We didn't pick off any sort of thing other than.
Speaker B:I think it's like spinthewheel.com or some shit.
Speaker C:Yeah, it's some.
Speaker C:Like that.
Speaker C:Yeah, yeah, I'd have to give it to Joe on that one for the win.
Speaker C:All right, so overall predictions, we have.
Speaker C:I said, Joe for the win.
Speaker C:CJ said Joe is the winner.
Speaker C:And then we have Mr. Slippery Rick saying reps and response because she had an intro.
Speaker D:Yeah, baby.
Speaker C:All right, let's put in our.
Speaker C:Let's put in our bets, and then we'll see at the end of season four.
Speaker C:Imagine they both lose in the first round.
Speaker C:That'd be a bummer.
Speaker C:I'm gonna have to give him.
Speaker C:What is it, the Rocky style pep talks before they go in?
Speaker C:You gotta hit them hard or you gotta go fast.
Speaker D:Rock.
Speaker C:I just thought about that.
Speaker C:We hyped this up so much and imagine they lose in the first round.
Speaker C:I'm like, what the man?
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker B:So what are we betting?
Speaker C:I don't know.
Speaker D:Cigarettes.
Speaker B:I was gonna say three prison soups here, baby.
Speaker B:We could.
Speaker B:Better.
Speaker B:We could bet a spot on the council.
Speaker A:The.
Speaker B:Does that mean we could bet a spot at the table between the three of us, the four?
Speaker C:I was like, we're the only ones making predictions.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:If so, how would that work?
Speaker C:So, like, if I remind her wrong and Toast win.
Speaker D:Not understanding.
Speaker C:Yeah, I don't.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker B:I was like, he's making a ghost wins.
Speaker B:He has to.
Speaker B:He has to come and host for one of us.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Or host alongside us.
Speaker B:His choice.
Speaker C:Okay, that's cool.
Speaker C:And all that.
Speaker C:But me and you had the same winner.
Speaker C:So if we both lose, he's just doing like a solo episode.
Speaker D:It's my show, baby.
Speaker C:His inner thoughts and monologues.
Speaker B:It would be him and Dante running a show.
Speaker C:What happens if he loses?
Speaker C:We add two years to his sentence.
Speaker D:Oh, no.
Speaker B:He.
Speaker C:He.
Speaker C:We're playing hard, boss.
Speaker B:Personalized community service.
Speaker B:Which means.
Speaker C:I don't like the connotation of that.
Speaker C:No, Diddy, that was wild.
Speaker C:No personal service.
Speaker B:Like, we can just call him back on extra episodes if we need him or would like him.
Speaker C:So he would owe us episodes if he loses.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker C:I mean, either way, I'm down to have him back on.
Speaker D:You know where to find me, boys.
Speaker C:You know where to find me for the next five to nine years,.
Speaker B:Pending good behavior.
Speaker C:I was about to say four years pending on good behavior.
Speaker B:Just saying.
Speaker B:We can have Dante run some of his weird connections.
Speaker B:Who knows?
Speaker B:We might be able to get you out in like, 2 to 5.
Speaker D:Maybe I break out and cut your throats in your sleep.
Speaker D:Who knows?
Speaker D:Who knows?
Speaker D:We'll have to figure out very.
Speaker C:I think it's time to get the guard again.
Speaker B:Yeah, I. I don't know.
Speaker B:See, I. I want to believe that you wouldn't do that, but you kind of.
Speaker B:You do seem a little hurt, and I apologize for whatever reason you're hurting.
Speaker B:But just know, it wasn't us.
Speaker B:It was Dante.
Speaker D:It was all of you.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker C:Make a heartfelt plea to him.
Speaker B:Dante made us.
Speaker C:You know we're sending him back to jail after this, right?
Speaker C:Oh, he's looking at me.
Speaker B:He doesn't have to go.
Speaker C:They patted him down right before they sat him down.
Speaker D:I. I guess you'll find out.
Speaker C:Ah, sharpened spoon.
Speaker B:Oh.
Speaker C:All right, well, I think that's pretty much it for this episode.
Speaker C:Very special thank you to Toast, AKA Slippery Rick.
Speaker C:Thank you for letting us bail you out on community service.
Speaker C:I'm so sorry, but you will have to be going to go back.
Speaker B:It's another choice.
Speaker B:Please don't kill.
Speaker D:Oh, man.
Speaker D:I don't want to go back, dude.
Speaker C:I mean, we'll see you in four years with pending good behavior.
Speaker B:You could try and bet some of your prison time to that personal community service time I was talking about for the.
Speaker B:The show.
Speaker D:Then you're in jail.
Speaker C:At some point, we'll see you again.
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:Like that song goes, it's been a long day.
Speaker C:We're not going there.
Speaker D:I can't say I've heard it.
Speaker C:Nope.
Speaker C:Nope.
Speaker B:I'll tell you some about it when I see you again or something.
Speaker D:All we've got in the slammer is a bad bunny radio station on Pandora.
Speaker B:Oh, I'm so sorry.
Speaker D:Not bad.
Speaker D:But I don't speak the language, Kimosabi.
Speaker C:I'm making up my own words, actually.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:Can I see your lyrical version of the song?
Speaker C:Let's not do that on this.
Speaker C:All right, everybody, thank you for tuning in.
Speaker C:Stay tuned to see if our predictions were correct or incorrect and if Slippery Rick will be getting out early.
Speaker D:I'm not.
Speaker C:It's always great having you, man.
Speaker C:Oh, we're gonna acapella this.
Speaker B:Oh, this?
Speaker B:I'm out.
Speaker A:You can break our dice?
Speaker A:But you'll never break the bond?
Speaker A:This is more than a game?
Speaker A:This is the one and all?
Speaker A:Sam.
