S3E6 - The Unscripted Saga: D&D Adventures and Misadventures
The principal theme of this podcast episode revolves around the unpredictable nature of tabletop role-playing games, encapsulated succinctly in the phrase "One shot, one fight." This episode delves into the chaotic and often humorous experiences that arise during gameplay, where the stakes are high, and the outcomes can be both catastrophic and exhilarating. We engage in contemplative discussions about the intricacies of character development, the emotional weight of victories and defeats, and the camaraderie that forms among players. Through a series of anecdotes and reflections, we explore the fascinating dynamics of our Dungeons & Dragons sessions, where laughter and tension intertwine seamlessly. Ultimately, we aim to illuminate the profound connections forged through shared adventures, underscoring the notion that this journey transcends mere gaming.
Takeaways:
- In this episode, we delve into the unique dynamics of our Dungeons & Dragons campaign, highlighting the entertaining chaos that ensues during gameplay.
- The hosts share their experiences and strategies for introducing new players to the world of Dungeons & Dragons, emphasizing the importance of inclusivity in gaming.
- A significant theme discussed involves the memorable moments and character developments that arise throughout the campaign, showcasing the emotional investment of the players.
- The podcast navigates the humorous mishaps associated with rolling dice, particularly the implications of critical failures and their impact on player morale.
- Listeners are treated to a comprehensive overview of the group’s character interactions, revealing the complexities and intricacies of their relationships within the game.
- The episode concludes with reflections on the role of storytelling in Dungeons & Dragons, illustrating how narratives can enhance player engagement and enjoyment.
Transcript
One shot, one fight.
Speaker A:No heart, no lie, no guns, no fight.
Speaker A:Just chaos and hate.
Speaker A:Roll for inside one we get a one.
Speaker A:Laughs are high the stars stakes are dumb welcome to chaos, we just begun.
Speaker B:This is Chad.
Speaker A:One and done.
Speaker A:Chat One and done.
Speaker A:Legends fall and rise for fun One bad robot we don't run, we fight through fire and the setting sun.
Speaker A:Chat One and done.
Speaker B:Welcome to Chat One and Done.
Speaker B:The D and D show that absolutely should have planned way more than we did.
Speaker B:I'm your host, Rudy, and today's brave adventures are Coffee, Toast D and Mac.
Speaker B:The Coffee and D D crew.
Speaker B:How you guys doing?
Speaker C:What's up?
Speaker D:What's up?
Speaker D:What's up?
Speaker D:What's up?
Speaker B:What's up, everybody?
Speaker E:I'm just kidding.
Speaker E:I love you guys.
Speaker D:I'm gonna lock you in a basement, Toast.
Speaker E:Basement?
Speaker D:Yeah, I'm gonna lock you down there.
Speaker E:That's fine.
Speaker B:Well, now you're not getting out.
Speaker F:We got a closet.
Speaker F:Dante.
Speaker F:He could just, you know, go snuggle up.
Speaker D:It's not really a basement.
Speaker D:It looks nice.
Speaker E:It's just an illusion with that guy.
Speaker E:Bad things happen.
Speaker G:My toes are still slippery.
Speaker B:Jesus Christ.
Speaker B:That's terrible.
Speaker B:All right, guys, just for the new listeners.
Speaker B:You guys want to let them know what.
Speaker B:What are you guys are doing over on, like, Instagram and what you guys do?
Speaker D:We are an actual play podcast of D and D. We've been running this current campaign, which is slowly finding its close here soon.
Speaker D:And then we will be switching to a new campaign with a new dm.
Speaker F:Yeah.
Speaker B:Nice, Nice.
Speaker B:You guys want to tell everybody who you play in the campaign and just a little bit about your character.
Speaker D:I don't do anything.
Speaker D:I'm just a dm.
Speaker F:Hey, hey.
Speaker F:Don't tell yourself you play many characters, though.
Speaker D:I do.
Speaker D:I do.
Speaker B:Being a D. Being a DM is just like dnd.
Speaker D:Schizophrenia, multiple personalities, multiple personality disorder.
Speaker D:Really bad.
Speaker D:Really bad.
Speaker B:Like, run around town seeing how many NPCs we could get you to voice in one session.
Speaker E:That's how you get bad guy points.
Speaker D:Those.
Speaker D:I have a lot for you.
Speaker D:I have a lot of bad guy points for you.
Speaker E:But I'm just a bird caring.
Speaker B:I stomped out.
Speaker G:Can you elaborate on bad, bad points?
Speaker B:No, it's just a joke.
Speaker D:At this point, I just have a notepad with a bunch of lines on it, and I just showed to Toast to freak him out just a little bit.
Speaker E:And it does.
Speaker E:It freaks me out every time.
Speaker F:Well, I mean, with three front and back pages of lines, I would be too shy.
Speaker D:I'm on Page three already.
Speaker D:It's pretty.
Speaker D:It's pretty in depth.
Speaker D:There's not a square inch that isn't line.
Speaker G:So how many character sheets have you gone through because of this?
Speaker E:I've actually only lost one character, and I don't think it was because of bad guy points.
Speaker B:I would argue that it was just specifically bad guy points.
Speaker F:Yeah.
Speaker B:Introduced at the episode before and then the episode after you're dead.
Speaker B:I don't know, man.
Speaker H:That's coincidence, I think.
Speaker B:Not exactly.
Speaker G:It's like a punch card at a coffee place.
Speaker B:I don't want to say you deserved it, but I'm just kidding.
Speaker F:Oh, that was Dude Confused.
Speaker F:That was brother.
Speaker F:Okay, Toast.
Speaker C:They're confusing me too.
Speaker D:They're confusing me too.
Speaker E:I played that character for eight months.
Speaker D:He did do that.
Speaker E:Rest in peace, dam, bro.
Speaker E:You will be missed.
Speaker B:I like that you're like, I'm playing him for eight months.
Speaker B:I was like, dude, you played him for, like, two weeks with us in the main campaign.
Speaker B:Then he was gone.
Speaker B:I was like, I don't want to.
Speaker B:That was our fault.
Speaker C:But that guy.
Speaker C:Yeah, that's true.
Speaker C:He was a.
Speaker C:He's an imposter.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker F:I don't know.
Speaker F:He was brother.
Speaker C:He was brother.
Speaker C:Fourth brother.
Speaker F:God damn it.
Speaker F:Damnacletus.
Speaker B:Christ.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker C:I'm just imagining the confusion on every listener's face right now.
Speaker C:What the are they talking about?
Speaker B:That's how we go over.
Speaker D:What the is this?
Speaker D:What is this?
Speaker B:Shameless.
Speaker D:Plus, this is what you can truly expect.
Speaker F:So one.
Speaker F:One question I have is, out of you guys that have gotten each other into dnd, how did that work?
Speaker F:Like, who started off first?
Speaker F:Who came in next?
Speaker F:Who came in next?
Speaker F:And was it an argument trying to get people to play like it was with Rudy's ass?
Speaker F:Or was it like, oh, yeah, that kind of sounds interesting, so I'll give it a try.
Speaker F:Not that I play magic.
Speaker B:Shut your mouth, man.
Speaker B:Magic the Gathering is peak.
Speaker D:Well, I mean, Mac is kind of our outlier.
Speaker D:I mean, I got Demy into D and D, and then I got Hunter into D and D. And then I had two others that were earlier in coffee and D&D's life that I got them to join.
Speaker D:One was a past DM of ours, and one was another friend that hadn't played D and D. And after they left, you know, we were having you, C.J.
Speaker D:and Rudy.
Speaker D:You guys come on.
Speaker D:And right about that time we met Mac, just out of the blue.
Speaker D:Just a message on Instagram.
Speaker C:Yeah, I love my story a little bit.
Speaker C:Now that I like hear it back and hear other people talk about it, I'm just like, oh, yeah.
Speaker C:I just fucking DM'd coffee on.
Speaker C:On like TikTok or Instagram or something.
Speaker C:I was like, hey, can I play?
Speaker C:And he was like, yeah, sure, let's go.
Speaker B:That's the only time in history that sliding into DMS actually worked.
Speaker C:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker C:Coffee.
Speaker C:Did it take like, a lot of like, convincing to get Toast and D to play?
Speaker D:Actually, no.
Speaker D:No, Emery wasn't that hard.
Speaker D:I had more convincing trying to convince the previous the.
Speaker D:The dm, the XDM more than any of the others.
Speaker D:They were all game.
Speaker D:I mean, the other hunter was a little tougher to, to like convince.
Speaker D:But Toast came to me and was like, I want to know how to play.
Speaker D:And I'm like, okay, we can make that happen.
Speaker C:Nice.
Speaker B:I feel like if you can, you can convince somebody to play D and D within like the first like week of like, just like throwing that out there.
Speaker B:I feel like that's somebody.
Speaker B:You can get into a cult pretty fucking easily.
Speaker B:You gotta be pretty fucking eager to be like, hey, you want to pretend and imagine shit for hours on end?
Speaker D:Play imaginary in your basement?
Speaker E:I love to play pretend in my basement.
Speaker E:Okay.
Speaker E:I don't know who the fuck you think you're talking to.
Speaker B:Oh yeah, dude, you would have been in a.
Speaker B:Some kind of weird hippie cult in the 70s.
Speaker E:I would start my own hippie cult if it was the seventies.
Speaker E:Okay.
Speaker C:I would be a follower of Toast.
Speaker E:Baby.
Speaker B:Oh God.
Speaker F:It can be the Disciples of Damocletus.
Speaker C:There we go.
Speaker C:That's what I was trying to think of was a good, good play on it.
Speaker F:The damn sweetest disciples.
Speaker D:No, they're all his bird droppings.
Speaker C:His bird droppings.
Speaker B:I don't like that.
Speaker B:I don't like that at all.
Speaker F:Oh, not the beard.
Speaker B:You almost had me as a follower up until you said that statement.
Speaker B:Now I'm out.
Speaker B:That's a no for me, dog.
Speaker C:That's funny.
Speaker B:Oh man, that's terrible.
Speaker B:So in the campaign so far at the point we're at right now, because like, like Coffee said that we're almost there.
Speaker B:We're like at the almost at the finish line.
Speaker B:What have been some of your guys like, favorite, like most memorable moments?
Speaker E:Evil Styus.
Speaker C:Yeah, Quill.
Speaker D:Quill, you should talk about your Evil Styus moment.
Speaker H:Like what?
Speaker B:Like, like, like the moment.
Speaker D:Cuz you were the first one to say Evil Styus.
Speaker H:Well, he was evil.
Speaker H:I don't know.
Speaker B:His name was Styus.
Speaker B:And he was evil.
Speaker H:What more for that definitely wasn't one of my favorite moments, if that's what you're asking.
Speaker F:Oh, no.
Speaker F:Coffee's kind of making it seem like it was.
Speaker H:It definitely wasn't.
Speaker D:No, she just always says evil stitches.
Speaker C:So it's.
Speaker E:It's definitely a memorable moment from the campaign.
Speaker E:Yeah.
Speaker H:Because he went from not letting us kill anybody to being evil.
Speaker B:To being evil.
Speaker B:Stygius.
Speaker E:Yeah, he was.
Speaker E:He was.
Speaker E:And then he wasn't.
Speaker E:You know, it was.
Speaker E:It was really bad.
Speaker F:His origin story, he's like, horrific.
Speaker E:I'm surprised he wasn't evil sooner, to be honest.
Speaker E:But it's because all roads lead to Rome, so.
Speaker B:God damn it, that's great.
Speaker F:I know.
Speaker D:His backstory was really up.
Speaker D:It just kind of worked with.
Speaker D:He's trying not to kill people, and then he goes, just complete 180.
Speaker B:Just woke up one morning, he's like this.
Speaker H:After lunch, probably.
Speaker H:Favorite moments, though, have to be Rico and Quill.
Speaker H:Awkward moments.
Speaker H:Those are always great.
Speaker H:I don't know if any of you have listened to, like, before you guys came, but those were always fun.
Speaker C:They're very fun.
Speaker H:And then I think Thorne and Quill have some pretty cool moments too.
Speaker C:Yeah, we've gotten into some badass moments.
Speaker H:So Rico is a perv and Quill usually just like, beats the out of him.
Speaker H:And I think they're dynamic, but they actually really care about each other, so I think they're dynamic.
Speaker H:It's kind of cool.
Speaker H:Kind of funny.
Speaker E:Yeah.
Speaker C:I remember listening to him and like, there are a couple where he's like, kind of hitting on Quill, and Quill is just like, no, shut the up.
Speaker B:Yeah, dude.
Speaker B:It was like.
Speaker B:It was always like, when I.
Speaker B:Well, cuz before we had joined, I was like, I'm going to binge listen to the episodes before.
Speaker B:Like, I can kind of like we're going into.
Speaker B:And I was like, 90% of it was just like Quill dunking on Rico.
Speaker B:I was like, God damn, dude.
Speaker E:It wasn't an episode of Talking D and D without a dunk on Rico.
Speaker C:Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker H:Yeah.
Speaker D:Bro.
Speaker B:You guys are like two episodes away from her.
Speaker B:Yeah, dude.
Speaker B:You're like, dude, you're like two episodes away from him getting shoved into a locker somewhere.
Speaker B:Yeah, I was like, give me a.
Speaker E:Lunch money rolled up in his bed roll.
Speaker C:Yeah, that kind of thing.
Speaker H:And the funny thing is, he was never deterred.
Speaker H:Never.
Speaker C:Yeah, right.
Speaker B:Taken out.
Speaker B:He was always.
Speaker B:He was always super chipper and happy.
Speaker B:I was like, damn.
Speaker B:There should be like, A cutscene where he's just crying by the fire.
Speaker E:Adventurer like us.
Speaker E:And then he lost.
Speaker D:He didn't even.
Speaker D:He didn't even have his character cry when he lost his arm.
Speaker B:Robot arm somewhere.
Speaker B:He was just.
Speaker D:He was just in disbelief.
Speaker D:The first question he asked me at a game, the other hunter, he's like, can I throw with my toes?
Speaker D:That's like his first question he asked me, I have no arm.
Speaker D:Can I throw with my toes?
Speaker G:Was every dunk like a bad guy point or what was the conversion rate?
Speaker D:There was no bad guy points back then.
Speaker E:I think that was pre bad guy points, actually.
Speaker H:Also, I think Rico had it coming a little bit.
Speaker B:The arm thing, I mean, not the arm, not the arm.
Speaker E:Never mind.
Speaker E:Forget what I said.
Speaker H:I was just talking about being shit on by Quill.
Speaker E:Yeah, well, he definitely had that coming.
Speaker B:What other moments you guys got?
Speaker C:I had some good ones.
Speaker C:I loved when Thorn kind of met Quail the first time in her wolf form when she was like, she, she.
Speaker C:She like runs off, is freaking out, destroying a bunch of boxes and shit.
Speaker C:And instead of Thorne coming out and being like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker C:Trying to kill it.
Speaker C:I took it as him trying to like shush a pet.
Speaker C:Like it's having a tantrum and just being like, okay, it's okay, don't worry.
Speaker C:Like, stop destroying everything.
Speaker C:And literally like tearing up buildings.
Speaker B:Like a Black Widow Hulk moment.
Speaker B:Sun's getting real low.
Speaker G:Just break out the spray bottle.
Speaker F:No, that one.
Speaker C:And then I had a one on one fight with this guy, like from my backstory that I mentioned randomly that coffee brought in.
Speaker C:And it would just work so well because I kept mentioning like, oh yeah, I know this other Dragonborn named Scorch.
Speaker C:And he's just like, like, used to be in Tiamat's army with me.
Speaker C:And then we get into this cave and he just shows up and I'm like, well, fuck, now I have to kill him.
Speaker C:And I think in that fight too, I did like in one hit with all my smites and everything.
Speaker C:Did like almost 100 damage or did like 90, 80 damage.
Speaker C:Something crazy.
Speaker C:And I love combat, so that was really fun for me.
Speaker D:Thorn's damage output is horrifying.
Speaker D:It is just as scary as Quills.
Speaker D:Those two, I think, go at big bosses.
Speaker D:Like the times that you have, you guys have ripped through their health bar.
Speaker D:Like, I've watched.
Speaker D:I've been at 300 and I've watched it drop to 150 in a moment's notice.
Speaker D:And I'm like, holy, here let's put.
Speaker B:A one in front of there.
Speaker C:Yep.
Speaker H:It's only when I use real dice.
Speaker H:So the DMV beyond dice hate me.
Speaker F:No, I know.
Speaker D:DD Beyond Dice really do not like you.
Speaker C:Oh, geez.
Speaker F:Okay.
Speaker F:They don't like me either.
Speaker E:No.
Speaker B:Yeah, they're not very merciful.
Speaker C:That's where all of our luck points go.
Speaker H:I was gonna say I took the luck feat just because of that.
Speaker H:You guys are always changing your dice.
Speaker C:We literally, like, when we.
Speaker C:When I was making thorn and coffee, was like, oh, yeah, you need to add, like, a bunch of feats and stuff.
Speaker C:I was like, I guess I'll take lucky.
Speaker C:Like, I was like, maybe I'll use it.
Speaker C:And now it's like, every session, every.
Speaker D:There's always one rule that someone's like, I'm gonna use my luck.
Speaker D:Die on that.
Speaker B:Dude, I burned through so many luck points, like, during the session, I was like, hey, yo, can we get, like, a long rest here, please?
Speaker D:Sometimes I just try to keep track of how many luck points are used within, like, the first 15 minutes of the session, because you actually have the amount.
Speaker B:That should be a drinking game.
Speaker B:He's a luck point.
Speaker B:Throw it.
Speaker B:Throw one.
Speaker B:Yeah, there you go.
Speaker B:It's alcohol poisoning by the end of it, right?
Speaker C:That's funny.
Speaker H:All right.
Speaker B:What do you got, Toast?
Speaker B:What's one of your favorite moments, man?
Speaker E:I. I do have a couple.
Speaker E:I. I would say one that, like, is one of my favorites is when I first started using, like, spells and stuff, and I didn't use them correctly, so to say there was.
Speaker E:There was no usefulness to my.
Speaker E:My spell casting.
Speaker E:I was really just aura farming the whole time, just.
Speaker E:Just being a pretend badass, you know?
Speaker E:I. I'd spend, like, three skill or spell slots in, like, four seconds just to teleport and do some dumb.
Speaker E:For.
Speaker E:For shits and gigs for aesthetic purposes.
Speaker G:The old razzle dazzle.
Speaker D:He won.
Speaker D:He once misty stepped five feet just.
Speaker E:To be in front.
Speaker D:But he misty stepped five feet.
Speaker B:Hey, man, that's just being impressive.
Speaker B:I stepped two and a half feet.
Speaker F:My daddy wants catch a bullet.
Speaker B:Oh, God.
Speaker B:It's aura farming.
Speaker B:That's crazy.
Speaker B:That's diabolical.
Speaker B:What about you?
Speaker G:You step into a T pose.
Speaker E:There you go.
Speaker B:It's hip hop.
Speaker B:Hillary.
Speaker B:You wouldn't get it, bro.
Speaker D:Just throw a smoke down and then just took a step forward.
Speaker B:Yeah, he's the fucking Criss angel of.
Speaker E:The party in space, using the force to move his cape because you already know there's no wind out there.
Speaker E:Also, why Is he standing on top of the spaceship?
Speaker E:That's only being able to be piloted by him.
Speaker E:So there's no one pilot.
Speaker E:He's using the Force to move his cape and the spaceship, and he's standing on top of it.
Speaker E:Hello.
Speaker E:That's where I learned it from, dude.
Speaker F:Maybe it was dark helmet.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker B:What do you got, cj?
Speaker B:What's some of your favorite moments?
Speaker F:Honestly, I think I've had some with kind of everybody.
Speaker F:On the first meetings of our characters, those were always fun and interesting to see how was gonna go.
Speaker F:And it was never a dull moment anytime.
Speaker B:Oh, yeah, as you.
Speaker B:It was a crazy intro to the, like, the rest of the party.
Speaker B:We went in to have breakfast.
Speaker B:Fourth brother gets his head chopped off.
Speaker B:And then just confusion.
Speaker B:We got the book stolen.
Speaker B:Giant wolf.
Speaker B:It was wild.
Speaker B:Then we get kidnapped.
Speaker B:That was insane.
Speaker B:That was.
Speaker F:I mean, adult nap, but same.
Speaker E:I don't think that's how that works.
Speaker F:I mean, it kind of did, though.
Speaker B:What about you, Coffee?
Speaker B:Just from the DM standpoint, you must have some crazy shit.
Speaker D:I mean, honestly, my favorite moments have been.
Speaker D:Been one of our most recent ones when I was describing what was going on with all of you at once.
Speaker D:Those are probably my favorite moments.
Speaker D:But people are gonna have to wait to hear those.
Speaker B:Well, I'm pretty sure by the time this comes out, that episode's gonna be out.
Speaker D:It should.
Speaker D:Hopefully.
Speaker D:Hopefully.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker F:I blame Rudy.
Speaker B:I blame Mac.
Speaker C:No, we can blame Rudy.
Speaker B:Hey, don't blame him.
Speaker D:I do that enough.
Speaker D:Leave him alone.
Speaker B:Just pass it on to the next person.
Speaker F:Dante was slobbering all over Max toes.
Speaker B:I can't focus.
Speaker B:Cheesy.
Speaker F:I was waiting for.
Speaker F:I was waiting for him to be like, that wasn't me.
Speaker F:But he didn't.
Speaker F:He took it with stride.
Speaker F:I'm so proud.
Speaker B:Crossover episode.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker F:Dante's growing up.
Speaker B:Jesus.
Speaker B:I don't like that.
Speaker B:All right, so before we move on to the next segment, I'm gonna ask you guys a question.
Speaker B:I think I've asked almost all of you guys this at some point.
Speaker B:All right, say you're.
Speaker B:We're gonna be playing at, like, Comic Con, like, center stage.
Speaker B:You guys have to walk down.
Speaker B:What's gonna be your walkout song?
Speaker C:My immediate.
Speaker B:All right, that's a pretty solid one.
Speaker C:My immediate thought was bringing sexy back just because it would be.
Speaker B:Jesus Christ.
Speaker E:What a bold option.
Speaker E:Yes, and he would, too.
Speaker E:I wouldn't know how to act so beautifully.
Speaker D:Mine would have to be.
Speaker D:I'm blue.
Speaker B:All solid pinks.
Speaker B:What about you, Rudy?
Speaker B:I don't think my song has changed since fucking season one, dude.
Speaker B:It's going to be fucking run around by the blues travelers.
Speaker B:But just the harmonica part where he's wailing on that.
Speaker E:Nice.
Speaker F:Like in your harmonica, dude, that song rips, bro.
Speaker E:Harmonicas are like majestic instruments, bro.
Speaker B:Hell yeah, dude.
Speaker B:What about you, cj?
Speaker B:What you got?
Speaker F:You know what?
Speaker F:I'll switch it up and go with I will find you Whitechapel.
Speaker B:Okay.
Speaker H:All right.
Speaker B:What about you, D?
Speaker H:I don't have any idea.
Speaker H:I'm with Hunter.
Speaker H:I don't think I'd know how to act.
Speaker G:She goes last after all the epic music and it's just pure silence and like a death stare.
Speaker H:I mean, if I was playing quill, it'd be pretty fitting.
Speaker E:Yeah, yeah, that is.
Speaker E:That is an accurate one.
Speaker B:Just walks out the cowbell.
Speaker B:This is what I walk out to.
Speaker E:A lone note on the triangle.
Speaker B:Just one note.
Speaker D:And then just drops would be a lone note.
Speaker D:And then it would be many applause.
Speaker B:Just launch the triangle into the fucking crowd.
Speaker C:There you go.
Speaker F:Find the person whose head looks like it will provide the best note in vibration.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker B:You know what?
Speaker B:I'm going to change my song actually.
Speaker B:I'm going to go Good Vibrations.
Speaker C:Oh, there you go.
Speaker B:All right, guys, so we're going to move on to the next segment.
Speaker B:Hold on.
Speaker B:We're being flagged down by producer.
Speaker E:Not this guy again, bro.
Speaker B:Dante, do you actually have news for us or are you just going to interrupt us?
Speaker G:Well, our necromancer friend has been banned from three date naps so far.
Speaker G:He's been listening type is warm optional.
Speaker B:The.
Speaker F:That's pretty disturbing.
Speaker G:It gets worse.
Speaker G:His profile picture is just a shovel with a winky face painted on it.
Speaker B:Any matches?
Speaker G:Yeah, but they keep on ghosting him.
Speaker B:Well, anyways, back to our regularly scheduled program.
Speaker B:All right, so most of you guys already been on and you've done this before.
Speaker B:This is the game part.
Speaker B:I'm gonna.
Speaker B:The way we're gonna do this is since there's so many of us, we're gonna do the coffee and DND.
Speaker B:We're gonna do 2v2.
Speaker B:So we're gonna do two of you guys versus the NAT one guys.
Speaker B:You guys?
Speaker E:Me and you?
Speaker F:Yeah, us.
Speaker F:Okay, you mean.
Speaker F:You mean the Chat1 guys?
Speaker B:Yes.
Speaker B:Sorry, Chat1.
Speaker B:It's been a long day.
Speaker B:All right, so for all the new listeners, this is the part where we have the guests play a head to head game against the hosts on the show.
Speaker B:But since we have, like I said, multiple people, we're gonna do 2v2.
Speaker B:We're gonna do Dante and CJ versus Coffee and Mac.
Speaker B:And if at the end of the season, CJ has more wins than losses, I gotta take him out to dinner.
Speaker B:Season two did not go in my favor, and.
Speaker B:Son of a.
Speaker B:That was an expensive date.
Speaker B:But so far.
Speaker B:So, so far, right now you're sitting at one win and five losses.
Speaker F:Yeah, I'm getting my ass kicked this season.
Speaker B:Oh, no.
Speaker B:How about I give you an offer here?
Speaker B:I'll give you an offer here.
Speaker B:You want to do double or nothing?
Speaker B:All right, cool.
Speaker B:So this is gonna be for two points.
Speaker B:I feel like it's a tradition.
Speaker B:Whenever coffee's on, we do double or nothing.
Speaker B:Feels special because you're the only one that gets that.
Speaker B:All right, let's go.
Speaker B:Mac, do you have a D4 on you?
Speaker B:Yeah, go ahead and roll that and let me know what you get, and I'll tell you what game you're going to be playing.
Speaker B:Four.
Speaker B:All right, A four is going to get you Icast Identify.
Speaker B:Nice.
Speaker B:So this is the game where I poorly describe a spell, and then you guys have to try to figure out what it is.
Speaker B:So if you guys see the little hand at the bottom of screen, go ahead and give that a tap real quick.
Speaker B:Cj, only once, please.
Speaker B:Cj, I'm gonna give you negative points, man.
Speaker B:Don't you start with me.
Speaker B:Okay, so that's gonna show.
Speaker B:Stop him.
Speaker B:I have to find.
Speaker B:I'm gonna start mailing out buzzards to the guests.
Speaker B:I'm not doing this.
Speaker B:The little hand.
Speaker B:Okay, so to make it interesting, we're gonna do three rounds of Icast Identify.
Speaker E:All right?
Speaker B:I'm gonna read out the whole description, wait till the whole description is read, and then raise your hand.
Speaker B:Cj, put your hand down.
Speaker G:Okay, this is a bad game to play against a dm.
Speaker D:Against two DMS you're playing against.
Speaker B:When I.
Speaker C:When I played last time, I didn't do so well.
Speaker B:So I think CJ's taking out wins on both of them, though.
Speaker B:I think Coffee has One win on CJ, and CJ's got two.
Speaker B:I have to go back and check the tape on that.
Speaker B:But I think he beat Mac, so so far going in, he's got a pretty good record.
Speaker B:Okay, are you guys ready?
Speaker E:Yeah.
Speaker B:Okay, the first one is.
Speaker B:God damn it.
Speaker B:All right, the first one is you violently disrespect reality by stuffing an object in a tiny, invisible pocket dimension that lives in your.
Speaker B:On your wrist like a magical fanny pack.
Speaker B:The item is gone.
Speaker B:Known, visible, gone, gone.
Speaker B:Guards panic.
Speaker B:Physics weeps.
Speaker B:Then later, when you would be.
Speaker B:When you find it funniest or inconvenient, you flick your wrist like a failed stage magician and pull it back out.
Speaker B:Acting like this was always the plan.
Speaker B:Everyone hates you, Mac.
Speaker C:I think it could be banishment.
Speaker B:All right, so you say banishment.
Speaker B:All right, cj.
Speaker B:Dante.
Speaker B:You want to take a guess?
Speaker B:Dante?
Speaker G:I feel like I read about one.
Speaker G:Is it called Demiplane?
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:Demiplane.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:Coffee.
Speaker B:You want to take a guess?
Speaker D:I think Max got this.
Speaker D:I think Max got that.
Speaker D:With a banishment?
Speaker B:With banishment.
Speaker B:All right, cj, you want to take a guess?
Speaker F:I'm going to go with God.
Speaker F:What's the fucking name?
Speaker F:Something pocket.
Speaker F:Fucking wrist pocket.
Speaker B:Okay, so we got two.
Speaker B:Two banishments.
Speaker B:We have a wrist pocket and.
Speaker B:Dante.
Speaker B:What did you say?
Speaker B:Demi.
Speaker B:All right, you guys are all incorrect.
Speaker B:It's the magical prison prison wallet of holding.
Speaker B:Actually, cj, you got that point on that one.
Speaker B:It is wrist pocket.
Speaker C:Is it really?
Speaker B:It's really wrist pocket.
Speaker B:It is the stupidest sounding spell ever.
Speaker F:It is.
Speaker F:That's why no one ever uses it.
Speaker F:Because who's gonna say, oh, yeah, I got you.
Speaker F:Let me.
Speaker F:Want to see my wrist pocket.
Speaker B:That's terrible.
Speaker B:I don't like.
Speaker B:I don't like the sound of that.
Speaker B:All right, so chat one.
Speaker B:You have a point.
Speaker B:All right, so you're making a comeback after.
Speaker B:Was it Thunder Leaf game and just beat the out of you guys.
Speaker G:We got dunked on hard, bro.
Speaker B:It was a fucking clean sweep.
Speaker B:It was almost a clean sweep.
Speaker B:Tante got the point on that one.
Speaker B:All right, you guys ready for the next one?
Speaker F:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker F:Harry Potter and his clean sweep.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:You weaponize divine disappointment.
Speaker B:A God notices your problem, sighs loudly and hurls a glowing accusation at someone.
Speaker B:It hurts.
Speaker B:It lights them up like they're targeted in a group chat.
Speaker B:And now everyone knows exactly who the cleric is mad at.
Speaker B:Subtle.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker B:Effective.
Speaker B:Extremely.
Speaker G:Oh, dude.
Speaker G:I feel like Stella used this a lot.
Speaker B:Maybe.
Speaker F:Maybe yes.
Speaker F:And I don't remember what it was called, but I know the exact spell that you're thinking of.
Speaker B:All right, so there's not any awkward silence.
Speaker B:Toast, give us a beat.
Speaker E:No.
Speaker E:So there's not any awkward silence.
Speaker E:I'm gonna ask, what in God's name is the backdrop behind everybody?
Speaker E:What is that image?
Speaker E:It looks like there's maybe a bowl of beans and some kind of animal back there, maybe.
Speaker D:I thought they were great.
Speaker F:I see grapes.
Speaker B:I see grapes at the bottom.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker E:On the left side there.
Speaker E:That looks like beans to me.
Speaker C:It does look a little like beans.
Speaker B:I thought it'd be hilarious if we.
Speaker E:Grapes.
Speaker B:Can we set what the back picture is?
Speaker B:I know this probably should be, like, out of fucking out of out of episode, but if so, cj, can we get that painting of.
Speaker B:What is it?
Speaker B:Cronus, where he's eating the baby so people are like, what the is going on back there?
Speaker B:Distraction.
Speaker E:Sure.
Speaker F:I'll see if I can find it.
Speaker B:All right, any.
Speaker B:Anybody have a.
Speaker B:Anybody have a guess?
Speaker B:All right, Kafu, what you got?
Speaker D:I'm sure it's sunbeam.
Speaker B:All right, so we got.
Speaker B:We got a Sunbeam Dante.
Speaker G:I don't know, cleric, but I'm going to think maybe they might have access to the same thing and say, channel divinity.
Speaker B:Are we got a channel divinity?
Speaker F:D. What you got?
Speaker B:Oh, it's Mac.
Speaker F:Oh, yeah, sorry.
Speaker C:I have too many guesses is the thing.
Speaker B:I know.
Speaker C:I know too many, like, regular spells, and I know you guys like to use crazy shit.
Speaker C:I'm just going to say divine intervention.
Speaker F:All right.
Speaker B:Divine intervention.
Speaker F:Yeah.
Speaker B:All right, cj, you got the final guess on this.
Speaker F:This one I am 100% blanking on, so I'm not even going to risk it because I know I'm not going to get it right if I'm wrong.
Speaker C:Can I give you my second guess?
Speaker C:Cuz I have good ideas.
Speaker B:You guys want me to read it again?
Speaker B:No.
Speaker D:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker D:Hit it with me one more time.
Speaker D:I just want to make sure.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker B:You weaponize divine disappointment.
Speaker B:A God notices your problem, sighs loudly and hurls a glowing accusation at someone.
Speaker B:It hurts.
Speaker B:It lights them up like they're tagged in a group chat.
Speaker B:And now everyone knows exactly who the cleric is mad at.
Speaker B:Subtle.
Speaker B:No.
Speaker B:Effective.
Speaker B:Extremely.
Speaker G:Come on, cj.
Speaker G:Pull something out of your pocket, wrist, or whatever it was.
Speaker F:You leave my wrist pocket alone.
Speaker G:I kind of feel like Max.
Speaker G:Right?
Speaker B:Okay, what do we have again?
Speaker B:Let me go around the table again.
Speaker B:All right, Mac, what did you have?
Speaker C:I had divine intervention.
Speaker B:Okay, Divine intervention.
Speaker B:Coffee.
Speaker D:I had Sunbeam.
Speaker B:Sunbeam Dante.
Speaker G:Channel divinity.
Speaker B:Okay, cj, do you want to take a guess?
Speaker B:Let me read any part of that again.
Speaker F:Is it.
Speaker B:I think we've used it either gonna.
Speaker F:Be bestow, curse, or guiding Bolt.
Speaker F:And I'm gonna go.
Speaker F:You said when it hits a person, they light up.
Speaker F:Yeah, I'm gonna.
Speaker F:I feel like it's gonna end up being bestowed, but I'm gonna go guiding.
Speaker B:See, personally, I would have said Hunter's mark.
Speaker B:No, no, it is Guiding Bolt.
Speaker F:Hunter's mark doesn't light anybody up.
Speaker B:Oh, it doesn't?
Speaker B:No, no.
Speaker B:Damn, you guys, just let me throw that out there like an.
Speaker B:Thanks.
Speaker B:Thanks, everybody.
Speaker C:My first thought was sacred flame, but I was.
Speaker B:That would have been a good one, too.
Speaker B:Yeah.
Speaker B:I think I've used that before, though.
Speaker B:You have?
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker C:That's.
Speaker C:That's why once you said that, I was like, oh, that's what.
Speaker C:I bet it is.
Speaker B:All right, we got one final one here, guys.
Speaker B:Ready?
Speaker B:You convince someone that something's fake that.
Speaker B:Sorry.
Speaker B:You convince someone that something fake is absolutely real and they refuse to.
Speaker B:And then refuse to elaborate.
Speaker B:There is no illusion for anyone else, only that one poor soul fighting, fleeing from you, or politely negotiating with something that exists exclusively in their brain.
Speaker B:Gaslight.
Speaker B:But make it magical and combat legal.
Speaker D:Coffee Phantasmal force.
Speaker B:Ooh, that's a good one, Dante.
Speaker G:Minor illusion.
Speaker G:I don't know, man.
Speaker B:Minor gaslight.
Speaker B:Mac.
Speaker C:Yeah, you know what?
Speaker C:Just because I think it's funny, I'll do a little Price is Right and say major illusion.
Speaker B:If that plays out.
Speaker B:That's gonna be sick.
Speaker B:Cj.
Speaker G:Steal my speedboat.
Speaker F:Well, I'm gonna say Kawfid took my answer on this one, so I won't be a mimicker on it.
Speaker F:I'll say suggestion.
Speaker B:You could have priced you the Price is Righted.
Speaker B:Him as well, but like, phantasmal killer.
Speaker F:But no.
Speaker B:Yeah, coffee.
Speaker B:Yeah, coffee.
Speaker B:Got it.
Speaker B:It's phantasmal force.
Speaker H:Nice.
Speaker B:Alrighty, so that puts us at Coffee Crew 1, chat 1.
Speaker B:Crew 2.
Speaker B:Good job.
Speaker B:You guys gotta win.
Speaker E:Yeah.
Speaker B:So since it's double or nothing, cj, you're at three wins, five losses.
Speaker B:You're getting there, buddy.
Speaker B:Oh, wait, no.
Speaker B:I'm cheering against you, man.
Speaker B:You.
Speaker D:Oh.
Speaker G:God damn.
Speaker B:God damn.
Speaker F:Evil slut muffin.
Speaker B:Would you call me evil slut muffin?
Speaker B:Please don't.
Speaker B:That's going to be his vicious mockery.
Speaker F:There you go.
Speaker B:Wait, do you have vicious mockery?
Speaker E:I do have vicious mockery.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Say that, you evil slut muffin.
Speaker B:Come here.
Speaker B:All right, so that's going to push us to the final segment of the show.
Speaker B:Guys, it's one rule to rule them all.
Speaker B:Basically, we're going to go around and everybody tell me a time that a nat 20 is coming clutch or a nat one has kind of ruined everything.
Speaker B:Mac, would you like to start?
Speaker D:I got one.
Speaker D:I got one for you, Rudy.
Speaker D:Several.
Speaker D:How about the several times every time you tried to silvery barbs me, I would roll another critic.
Speaker D:That was Pretty good.
Speaker B:Cut his mic, cj, Pot him.
Speaker B:I don't like the slander.
Speaker D:You couldn't get my.
Speaker D:Your silver barbers did nothing.
Speaker D:I was on.
Speaker B:I think it worked, like, twice.
Speaker B:And that's it.
Speaker E:Yeah.
Speaker D:And you used it.
Speaker D:You used it, like, so six or seven times.
Speaker B:Every time I could cast it, I would do it.
Speaker B:I was like.
Speaker B:And half the time, it wasn't even, like, me using it for me.
Speaker B:It was me using it to try to save somebody in the team.
Speaker C:And you're like, yeah.
Speaker B:No, I was like, God damn it.
Speaker B:Sorry, guys.
Speaker B:I guess he hates us.
Speaker B:That's perfect, though.
Speaker B:Like, I think I've cast it maybe.
Speaker F:What, like, says it all.
Speaker B:Yeah, I've cast it 15 times.
Speaker D:More than 15 times.
Speaker B:No, I want to count on that.
Speaker D:I want to recount way more than 15.
Speaker B:And it's only ever landed twice.
Speaker B:That's terrible.
Speaker B:Maybe.
Speaker D:Maybe about five times.
Speaker D:You're probably about.
Speaker B:I guarantee you it's been about two times.
Speaker C:I think it's only worked twice.
Speaker F:Yeah, that sounds about right.
Speaker B:I have.
Speaker C:I have gotten my ass crit on a couple times.
Speaker C:Double crit on with Rudy trying to save Thorn's ass.
Speaker B:I was like, I got you, brother.
Speaker B:He's like, that's an ant.
Speaker B:Like, never mind.
Speaker F:I think his version of it for me was the role was a hit, and then it was a reroll, and then the roll went from a hit to a crit.
Speaker B:But you only take the lower one, though.
Speaker B:You only take the lower one.
Speaker B:You don't take the crit, right.
Speaker B:Yeah, but the fucking double crits has been fucking tough.
Speaker B:Not only did he stab you, now he's running around a curve stomp you as well.
Speaker B:I was like, I'm sorry, man.
Speaker B:I tried.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker B:What else you guys got?
Speaker B:That's a bad one.
Speaker B:I don't like that one.
Speaker B:That still hurts.
Speaker H:I was trying to think of, like, a specific time or, like, a specific example, but I can't really think of it.
Speaker H:But pretty much Quill always tries to do things that are not in, like, actual DND roles.
Speaker H:They just come from my mind.
Speaker H:And a NAT20 always helps to persuade the DM that I should be able to do that.
Speaker B:Solid.
Speaker B:Yeah, that's always a good one.
Speaker B:Like, that's a 20.
Speaker B:But, like, I don't know, the physics would be like, that's a 20.
Speaker B:You gotta let me do that triple backflip now.
Speaker H:Or like, I cast, like, spells that don't do exactly what I. I want them to do, but kind of change them up.
Speaker B:A little bit.
Speaker B:I cast.
Speaker E:What is it?
Speaker B:Mage hand.
Speaker B:I cast mage chucks.
Speaker C:Mage chucks.
Speaker B:You know, can we make that a spell?
Speaker F:Is that just Chuck Norris's face coming?
Speaker B:We don't have enough time in the episode to start that.
Speaker D:No, don't bring him here.
Speaker D:Don't summon him.
Speaker B:We're gonna go ahead and put a lid back on that can of worms.
Speaker F:I'm gonna try and make that a thing.
Speaker B:Please.
Speaker B:No, dude, we got.
Speaker B:We don't have that much time in the episode left.
Speaker B:We can't go down a three episodes.
Speaker D:He's coming up for all of us.
Speaker D:We're all squeezed.
Speaker B:Oh, that's actually.
Speaker D:Damn it.
Speaker D:Coming.
Speaker B:My summon shadow spawn should have been Chuck Norris.
Speaker B:Damn it.
Speaker B:All right.
Speaker D:I would have probably lost my shit if you would have done that.
Speaker C:I think last time I talked about a NAT20, and I just thought about this NAT1, which I didn't roll.
Speaker C:We actually, like, planned it out when I was a DM to kill off one of my friend's characters because he wanted to swap.
Speaker C:And I just remember giving this, like, amazing description of, like, what's going on?
Speaker C:What's happening?
Speaker C:He was, like, the brother to somebody else.
Speaker C:All my, like, old friends from Michigan, and I literally had people, like, crying because he died.
Speaker C:And I felt so proud of that NAT1 death save that he made to kill him.
Speaker C:It gave me the opportunity to be that, like, descriptive and crazy, and it was so much fun.
Speaker B:Oh, man, it's hilarious.
Speaker B:What do you got for us, Toast?
Speaker E:Man, I can't even really think of, like, a specific moment off the top of my head.
Speaker E:I don't think as far as, like, a nat 20 goes, but I've rolled a couple of nat ones on constitution checks, and let me tell you, it's usually not fun.
Speaker B:Yeah, it's always fucking rough, like.
Speaker B:Like this.
Speaker B:I feel like it hurts way more on a save than if you're just trying to do, like, an ability or, like, a fucking.
Speaker B:To hit or some shit.
Speaker E:Yeah.
Speaker B:I feel like you fucking really breaks it down emotionally.
Speaker B:You're like, yeah, give me a wisdom save.
Speaker B:You're like, don't make me do this.
Speaker B:Or like, you give me, like, an intelligence sales.
Speaker B:Like, please don't.
Speaker B:He's just a daft boy.
Speaker B:Ain't nothing between those ears.
Speaker B:Oh, man, that's bad.
Speaker B:You got anything?
Speaker H:C.G.
Speaker B:And Dante.
Speaker F:Dante, you're up, buddy.
Speaker C:No, Dante just.
Speaker E:No.
Speaker B:Never.
Speaker C:Never even played dnd.
Speaker C:I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker B:He's like, I only play Warhammer the.
Speaker D:Bathroom in his hands.
Speaker D:He doesn't know about the math rocks yet.
Speaker B:Wait, we're talking about D. If he.
Speaker C:If he's playing Warhammer, he's got way too many math rocks.
Speaker C:They're just all D6s.
Speaker B:This was a monopoly pop podcast.
Speaker G:I'm always the thimble.
Speaker F:It was.
Speaker E:I like the car.
Speaker F:Top hat.
Speaker F:For me.
Speaker B:No, man.
Speaker B:Car's peak.
Speaker C:Car is peak.
Speaker B:Especially we waiting for everybody else to get ready to play.
Speaker B:And you put, like, the little dog inside the car, so table.
Speaker D:I'm putting the shoe on.
Speaker B:Cj.
Speaker E:You got one choose a solid pick.
Speaker B:It is, But I think car is still the best.
Speaker B:I like putting the little dog in the car while I wait for everybody to get ready to play.
Speaker B:And I just drive him around the block.
Speaker F:There you go.
Speaker F:That's a tough one, man.
Speaker F:Because I've.
Speaker F:I've had a lot of good nat 20s.
Speaker F:I've had a lot of epic nat ones, I would say.
Speaker F:I always love getting a nat one during crafting.
Speaker F:That has always turned out fan tastic.
Speaker B:I'm waiting for the day you were like, I want to craft like a gun.
Speaker B:And then you'd be like, it's a NAT one.
Speaker B:And just as soon as somebody goes to shoot, it just blows their fingers off.
Speaker F:If it's lucky enough to get to.
Speaker C:That point, I'm waiting for, like, yeah, I want to craft like a water bottle.
Speaker C:Are you rolling that one?
Speaker C:It explodes on you.
Speaker B:All the fucking micro poison.
Speaker B:Microplastics poison.
Speaker B:You.
Speaker D:You're not one gun check.
Speaker C:Yeah.
Speaker B:Oh, my God.
Speaker B:Just.
Speaker B:You shot through two of your party members.
Speaker F:I'm trying to help you do ammo.
Speaker F:And I roll a NAT one.
Speaker F:They're all just.
Speaker F:I'll slap overcharged loads.
Speaker F:Yep.
Speaker F:There's a bunch of slap rounds.
Speaker E:I did shoot Stygius in the shoulder that one time with a slap.
Speaker B:Is that why he doesn't let you use a gun?
Speaker E:I don't think I've used a gun in D D since I shot Stygius.
Speaker B:Because if so, if that's why you don't let him use a gun, I'm totally on your side.
Speaker B:I think I gave you a gun.
Speaker B:I think I gave you a gun for, like.
Speaker B:Was it like 10 minutes and then I took it away from you and I gave it to the turtle?
Speaker E:Yeah.
Speaker D:And Damocles shot Stidius in the arm while he was being chased by a monster.
Speaker B:I don't know, man.
Speaker E:I don't have to outrun the monster.
Speaker E:I just have to Outrun wounded stitches.
Speaker B:I can't even be like, that's crazy because I've done that in the.
Speaker B:When we used to play NAT1, I shot at a.
Speaker B:Like a mechanism on a wall, and the bullet ricocheted and shot me in the leg.
Speaker B:I was like, that's embarrassing.
Speaker B:Like, especially because I hadn't taken any levels in druid.
Speaker B:I was just gunslinger.
Speaker B:I was like, I feel like I should be able to know that I'm gonna.
Speaker B:It's gonna rebound and shoot me, but.
Speaker G:Keep it limping, pimping.
Speaker B:Dude.
Speaker B:For my night one, I. I recently just ran a.
Speaker B:Like a one shot for my lady and, like, her friends and whatnot.
Speaker B:And part of the.
Speaker B:The, like, what I have them do is they have to, like, investigate or like, oh, this.
Speaker B:This person.
Speaker B:Like, if you're, like, from an affluent background, you'll know who it is.
Speaker B:Go ahead and roll me.
Speaker B:History.
Speaker B:And there's one person that was from an affluent background.
Speaker B:Like, that's what they made their character.
Speaker B:And they fucking nat won that.
Speaker B:I was like, I don't even know how to pass this information on you anymore.
Speaker B:I was like, anybody who's traveled, I guess.
Speaker G:Anybody'S seen a billboard?
Speaker B:No, dude.
Speaker B:I was like, anybody that's traveled?
Speaker B:And then they both fucking.
Speaker B:It was like, NAT one again.
Speaker B:And then it was like a fucking three.
Speaker B:I was like, son of a bitch.
Speaker B:Just take the information.
Speaker B:Like, I don't.
Speaker B:I don't fucking know.
Speaker B:The paper flies away.
Speaker B:And you fucking.
Speaker B:You see what it says?
Speaker B:There you go.
Speaker D:You get a really bad migraine and God tells you to fucking straighten your shit up.
Speaker F:Gives you advantage.
Speaker D:And he's like, here, do it again.
Speaker B:I was like, ah, you know what?
Speaker B:You totally spaced on it.
Speaker B:But you do know this guy.
Speaker B:Yeah, I was like, it was awkward.
Speaker B:I was like, I. I don't know.
Speaker B:I don't have enough DM training to know what to do here.
Speaker G:I was like, there to cast Silvery Barbs.
Speaker F:Tpk.
Speaker B:Yep.
Speaker C:All on a history check.
Speaker B:Oh, man.
Speaker B:That's the most useful, useless spell I've ever fucking had.
Speaker B:It's so useful when it hits those two times.
Speaker B:Other than that.
Speaker B:Other than that, it's bad.
Speaker B:All right, guys.
Speaker B:Well, that's pretty much all the time we have for this episode.
Speaker B:Thank you guys so much, the Coffee Crew, for coming out.
Speaker B:I really appreciate it.
Speaker B:It was a fun fucking episode.
Speaker B:You guys got anything out of plug?
Speaker D:I mean, go check us out on all podcast streaming services and on Instagram and on Tik Tok.
Speaker D:You can find us there.
Speaker B:Hell yeah.
Speaker B:And then on our end, if you guys want to hear more from Dante, myself and cj, go ahead and check out all of season one and out now.
Speaker B:And a big chunk of season three is out as well.
Speaker B:Also, check me and CJ on the coffee and D and D podcast as well.
Speaker B:We're part of that as well.
Speaker B:If you didn't know.
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Speaker B:Cj, take it away.
Speaker F:Dragon meat is not smoky.
Speaker F:It's more gator y, if I had to say.
Speaker F:But don't taste like chicken.
Speaker F:No, definitely not.
Speaker F:Definitely not.
Speaker F:But with leaving that weird thought in your mind, I think that's where we'll top off our mugs and call it a night at the tavern.
Speaker E:I had an uncle who was a chicken.
Speaker G:Did he taste like dragon?
Speaker F:Good question.
Speaker F:You never tried?
Speaker E:No, he was dead.
Speaker F:Oh, fair enough.
Speaker D:I murdered him.
Speaker D:That was the first thing I did.
Speaker E:Unfortunate.
Speaker E:Well, inheritance, though.
Speaker F:That went from a huge shout out moment to a huge moment of silence for our downed homies.
Speaker F:I love it.
Speaker F:Rip, Big homie rip.
Speaker F:You know, we.
Speaker F:We do appreciate you guys coming out and joining our weirdness.
Speaker F:That's for damn sure.
Speaker F:But make sure you guys go show some love to the Coffee and DND crew.
Speaker F:Follow them everywhere you can, and let them know that their buddies over here Chat one, sent you.
Speaker F:But that's all we have for tonight, so I think it's time to lock these doors because I don't want Dante trying to get into the office again.
Speaker B:Good luck.
Speaker F:Sneaky bastard.
Speaker F:But on that note, y' all have a good night.
Speaker A:You can break our dice but you'll never break the bond this is more than a game this is the one and all.
Speaker E:It.
